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Rain Man.

2007-05-16T00:34:46Z

I am KEM. im writing in evans live journal and im going to tell you about our day. well, to start off, we wanted to type our band wac. BUT things just didnt go that way. it started to rain, so then ev and I went for a walk in it!! AND THEN it started to HAIL! we've never seen hail before, it was miniscule balls of ice! then, one hit me right in the noggin. would you believe that?? so then, we were soaked, so we went back home, and made some dinner. I made some dry dry dry rice, evan made some macaroni and cheese and some pork n' beans. BAH HA HA . after dinner we played some hook up, the bestest game in the world. then we did dishes. ( KEM did dishes, ev just didnt. she gave her dogs treats.) then, we wanted a slurpee so we went to 7-11 and then it started raining again, and evan was wearing a WHITE shirt. yeah i know. we made it there safe, then i was admiring this fluff on a donut and showed it to evan, and as i was doing so a man growled in her ear and grabbed her shoulder. AHHHHHHHH shouted evan, (she subconciously thought she knew the person who was growling in her ear and grabbing her shoulder..but she didnt) then he mumbled some jumble and evans face was like she just got violated. he mumbled to her some more and she was just like :O you creep. and hes like, " mumble mumble......you should take that as a compliment " so then evan was like hehhhh then walked away, so then hes like " DONT GO TAKING THAT THE WRONG WAY, ITS A COMPLIMENT" i just about died. the funniest thing since a long time. so then we waited for him to leave. he took forever in the check out line, probably hitting on the arabic man at the counter if ya know what i mean. then we came home, and bert scared evan, he does that a lot to her, twice in one day you know. so now we're going to write our paper for band.

love always,

your visitor kem. :)

congrats to the newlyweds haaaaa

2007-05-13T21:47:23Z

good good weekend.

today is kinda gay.

mom is crabby, on mothers day, and giving me a tude, and i'm all like, " okay, umm, i didnt even backtalk you mrs.crabbypants, so stop being dumb." and shes all like, " ohhh i hate evan. because she didnt wake up at 6:30 in the morning with eggs for me. "

sorry mom!

but dang. i havent wrote in this in a while. prom was amazing. lots of fun. i got a job at metro beach. that'll be cool. with my VISOR and GOOD LENGTH shorts. yes yes yes. ha ha ha.

strafe + nell = love 5/12/07

^^^^^^ that little bit is hidden somewhere in fort fraser. vandilism i say. good thing its washable marker.

shes a super lady

2007-03-27T23:54:54Z

bahh

sooooo this is view on things that have happened since i last posted.

some people are dumb and just wanna get with people no matter what.

some people have cockamaney ideas that they live by.

some people drive me nuts, sometimes in a good way, sometimes not so much.

some people know exactly what to say.

some people are amazing.

and i miss bertamus oh so much.

i remember one of the reasons i liked Greece so much was because nothing was that big of a deal. everybody was laid back and there was never any gayness of the sort and if there was it was acceptable becuase it never happened a lot.

pfffff. starting last week i dont care anymore about bsss stuff.

just so you guys know.

SNOBALL=

2007-02-05T00:29:24Z

amazing!!

It took 8 and a half hours of set up and confusion, and fighting, and painting, and lights, and stupid fish, and in the end, it looked pretty good.

good looking date. old man coat. flowers and pictures. drive around town. amores, speed eating, old people, phone call to MILO, 100 people. SASH ES. DANCE DANCE DANCE!! Thrust, churn, balls, mirror, sprinkler, football, cha cha, new. microphone, stolen crown. hi, i'm ken, lets drive around the dance floor. conga line. no man dancing :) good smelling date. name chanting circles. lizzy speaks spanish. computer background. girls, talking, gross cake, good frosting. deer, linen closet, nat's face=priceless. natty's crotch, steph's itches, blue indian blanket up my nose. sleep was never so good. good food, good friends, good games, frank is weird. this was my favorite dance ever.

blue jello.

2007-01-29T02:21:41Z

this was a really really really good weekend.

Friday:
I have the perfect date to snoball. :)

I went to Ann Arbor, had liquor store pizza, and took cha cha lessons and foxtrot lessons. Netter got the creepy man, I got the creepy stephanie. jusssst kidding, steph isnt a creep, and she didnt smell bad, and she didnt have icy hands, and she ddint say, " may I?" and "thank you for the dance", and if i looked up and she was staring at me, I was not creeped out, and she didnt take really small steps in the Cha Cha, and she didnt laugh like child molester. oh no she did not.

we payed two dollars for a drink. we were thirsty.

rob had on sweaties and tassley shoes. pfff. he needs to watch queer eye.

jearmy hates us i think. we're feeble minded. but not really.

we have the honesty policy. i think w always did, but it is now cemented.

we watched the simple life, and went to bed.

Saturday:
woke up and watched music videos with steph. then we watched grounded for life. that show makes me laugh.

BREAKFAST! woooo hooo. we had hashies, and eggs, and french toast sticks, and donuts, and steph and ash got ice cream with sprinklies and me and net got more hashies :) and we has fantastic chocolate milk. that was amazing food right there. the hashies, oh the hashies, i wish i could only explain how amazing they were. they were to me, how ron is to harry. I'm sure that is a good metaphor or whatever. they were pure bliss. no joke.

then we went and visited many libraries, they were nice. you couldnt hold a conversation on any carpeted area in one. and it was all carpeted. and one reminded me of the ring, when the lady is looking up information in the little boxes on the shelves in her job.

bubble tea. :)
mango stars. :)
rabbit poo. :(

shoooopping. stupid 70's sunglasses. i hate those overpriced plastic pair of coolness. i really do. urban outfitters. very nice place. i saw more of Sargent Peppers family. read some books.

Borders....books books. mugglenet. sisterhood. sleepy foot.

POTBELLYS!! wow, i'm beginning to notice that my most enthuiastic spots are the ones with the food. steph and i got A wreck. and we got thinly sliced pickles. and we went upstairs and there was a man playing guitar. and he also played harmonica. and we hooted and hollered for him, and he appriciated it, because nobody else really was. and then one time, i was joking around, and he was looking the other way so i pretended to wave to him just to fool ash and netter, and then i did the finger thing, like " ohh come here ;), then the tounge thing" heavens. i should have stopped at the wave. because apparently this man across from us saw me do my gesture. how embarassing. well. we left shortly after that, but i did get a lot of weird looks from everyone at his table. that was embarassing.

then we went to nets house. ash fell asleep, and we laughed at her.

then we watched greys. it was good. very good as always. i'm going to watch it periodically. bahhh we got more liquor store pizza!! amazing. sickly amazing with its little pools of grease.

my jeans got wet. up to the middle of my calves. it was gross.

went home :(
good ride.
oh johnna. :)
oh frances. :(
"you're just giving me your water because you just want to be friends with me again" i like her.

Sunday:
hunted a rat. almost pooped my pants i was so scared. haha. not even lying.
did math.
i put the aladdin knife on the broom handle and i killed that sucker. and natalie watched. then she prayed for the rat. because she is Gabrielle and i'm Xena. and we took pictures. not of the dead rat. we're not sick.

frank was wearing thermal underwear.

what a weekend. this was a very very good one.

redlight.

2007-01-23T22:34:48Z

sooooooo, Frank's surprise party was fun. We're getting really good at preforming our dance for crowds. :)

stephanie and I are experiencing the same exact....things, at the same exact time. its crazy.

this weekend we're gonna learn how to foxtrot, and next weekend is snooooball!!! everybody better go. it'll be insane.

my house is an igloo.
very very cold.

chrub churb chrub.

i saw Gacy. it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be. Some parts were a little creepy, well actually the whole thing was.

Kristina Music....

2007-01-12T20:12:12Z

is a bitch.

Music v.s. Keimer

well. as if I haven't been through enough on my own because of that night. how gay can you be? you want money that bad? you don't care that I have some sort of psychological problem that I can't handle stress?

FYI: you're making my parents pay. they didn't do anything. make me do community service. make me build you a freakin car from scratch, but don't bring it to them.

I don't like you one bit Kristina Music.

wooo snow!!

2007-01-10T00:03:55Z

So, since this past weekend i've been pretty busy.

friday, i watched the little mermaid and perfected my pool skills with david...but really, they're not that great...yet.
saturday, i went to a batchlorette party, and we went to the spa, and out to dinner and we had peleno fries, and they were talking about kama sutra to me. kinda awkward. then i came home and franks leg got stuck in the truck.
sunday i devoted my day to homework that i procrastinated.
monday pffff government government government paramount electric shock government band government
tuesday better day, got through mr.boyd, phewwwww, steph and i talked to crankyslav..it was funny. now i am bored as heck and i'm wondering what i can possibly do.

i think thursday i'm going to the detroit winter blast. it'll be fun. hopefully its snowy.

annnnd friday its hot tub time with stephie, red light, and who knows, then the dance maybe??? then scary movies? gacy? or if steph's mom has to see the list then its sad movies. :(

ohhhh
p.s. i like a boy :)

trapazoid, is more like it.

2006-12-30T19:10:20Z

i'm so gay.

no joke.

my computer was just gurgling [this isn't just a random subjects either-it really happened]

2006-12-27T16:06:47Z

this was my favorite year.

I went to Greece and met amazing people there, I started a sunflower garden, I had the best phone conversation in my life this year (shep), I got my liscense, I had an amazing tennis year, Nicole and I got MVP with Mish, we made our triangle into a square with Jessica, I became closer with Tom, I had an amazing time at homecoming, I learned a lot of lessons this year, I had a ton of moments that I won't ever forget, and i'm just glad everybody is okay.

happy.

2006-12-19T20:15:25Z

red.

2006-12-03T04:03:26Z

friday was fun, I went to Kimi's birthday party and spent the night at natalies, and everytime before i fell asleep she'd say something like, " ohhhhh yes SAT's are comin up" or " math test monday" i like natalie, because she downloads Jay Z instrumentals to La La La La.

-I want my mom to adopt a little asian or african toddler boy. how awesome would that be? but I dont think she will.

-i'm so bored. i made nasty jiffy corn bread. and soup. soup was good.

-Anesitis texted me :)

-it did help the day, I miss them so much, hes in the army right now, but actually hes not, hes in Veria for the weekend, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow.

-I want to see K-Os.

-I went to a wedding shower today, it was fun, but I was pooped, because of natalies little nightly antics.

-I'm home alone, and so freakin bored.

-maybe i'll watch t.v.

-we're taking our christmas card picture tomorrow!! hopefully you'll get one if you're lucky.

-bah.

it all started

2006-11-29T02:32:31Z

when i hit my head on the car door.

when i got yelled at because i forgot the list.

when i'm a horrible daughter.

when i treat my mom like shit.

when bert watches me fall.

when frank cares less.

when for once in my life i do listen.

when two amazing people picked me back up.

when i finally stood up for myself.

when i wouldn't take it anymore.

when i realized i'm done.

can't see.

2006-11-27T03:28:26Z

red wings game. cool cool. drunk guys. gay. gay.

thanksgiving. lonely. sad. empty.

black friday. fun shopping. oprah's hair dresser and his fancy leather jacket. jessica and natalie. just a fun time. mom is cool. natalie got sick. we (steph & jessica) gave her some mighty bites, jessica put on the ski mask and made people laugh. Jessica spent the night. We watched brokeback mountain and talked about greece. it made my heart hurt. my grandma had to go to the hospital. she has virtigo. i was scared.

pffffff.noyoga. nonononono.jessica's grandmas for lasagna. her family is adorable. movie. A GREAT YEAR. whoooo hoo. I'm sure i would of enjoyed it in anyother circumstance then just hopping into a random theater, we bought tickets but we didn't know what the movie was. it was good though. the french itsy bitsy petit bikini song was cool. spent the night at jessicas and did face masks and 50's hair.

woke up. let carli play with my purse. haha shes so cool. my God is great, strong and almighty. and only 2 years old. gym. black body building woman. soooooo muscular. smelly. beans and meat?? shower. nap. thanksgiving. BERTS HOME!!! i love family. FRANKS HOME!! he got a deer. he tried rubbing blood on natalie. he suceeded. then she rubbed it on my $5 socks. great. ;) lester makes her laugh. a lot. and its like a chain reaction i start cracking up. shes cool. i like natalie. steph has a tickle in her throat.

bunchaaa dregs. i hate waiting.

red eyeball.

2006-11-19T17:05:02Z

I saw the play this weekend, The Foreigner, it was really good.
Played chrades over Jackie's, haha strawberry.
went to a wedding shower, tons of elderly people, then hung out with steph and nat, we were surronded by an array of gross smells.

I'm kinda just bored. with everything, I need a change in scenery, or a new gold friend, but that won't work.
erin and alison picked me up and we gave the boys in line waiting for the wii sandwhiches and twinkies. It was cold, and they waited from 11pm-8am. they didn't even have a tent.

back.

2006-11-10T17:06:44Z

Yesterday was my favorite day of the whole week. Panara was fun, some chick by us kept talking about the gynocologist and what goes on over there...too much bread, my iced chai tea latte, and that man in the flannel were the only bad parts.

DOWNTOWN CLEMMM!

well, we need a skater boy and we found one.
stephanie ripped her pants from sliding down the rail.
we took awesome pictures on a leather couch
we jumped the fence and went in forbidden territory

thennn steph, natalie and jessica came over and we made cookies and played Harry Potter scene it and we drove around looking for something to do.

Dear Diary,

2006-11-06T02:10:30Z

This weekend, was wonderful. Why you ask??

I spent the weekend with stephanie.
we went to see Arabic children sing and play drums, and the CJO
We went to a cemetary and saw the grotto, and a cool church
we said "ohhhh Johnna,"
we rented The Lake House and Akeelah and the bee and we saw a hillbilly's butt crack
we bought movie theater popcorn
we planned to see FOB but unfortunately we had no tickets, it was purley a figment of our imagination
we went possum hunting
we talked about scarves

I drank too much milk
we went to church
we sang in church :)
we ate the styrafoam
we talked with Danny and David
we danced
we took a nap
we ate soup
we watched the disney channel
we danced to Christmas music
annnnnd we watched Akeelah and the Bee
(and laughed at Samuel just because he's oh so funny)

in conclusion that is why my weekend was amazing.

LOVE,

Evan

:) :)

2006-10-31T02:07:36Z

double amazing.

i'm so happy.

I'm even happier that me and steph are amazingly happy at the same time.

i dont even think that happy cuts it. it doesn't even describe how i feel. amazing does.

amazing is the only word, not stupendous, not pure bliss just amazing.

its amazing that frank is listening to jazz. simply amazing. amazing that i don't care that hes laying on my homework. amazing.

:) :) :)

life is so perfect.

life is so amazing.

graShiaaaat

2006-10-18T02:26:59Z

so to be truthfully honest with you...this is not a half bad week. I did some band phantoming and stuff, and we turned our tennis attire in. The only downer on it, was that i had a nightmare about stephanie dying, but its okay because i woke up and all is good. Jessica is ungrounded in two days. woo hoo!! i cant believe we mangaged fourteen whole days without her. thats 24 times 14 and thats how many hours. I dont even want to do the math. I want to go to a haunted house soooo bad, it better not start snowing until december. I will not accept it. yes, haunted house and apple orchard.

oh snap, big news i got my liscense!! wooo hoo, so really, october 11 was like my real birthday. really it was.

sometimes in spanish we make the turkey noises, and mrs. robbins looks at us, and i just heard the gobbling on the t.v. upstairs, because you know, i wouldnt of just brought that up on lj, maybe in a real life conversation i would tell you about how anthony mize leans over to stephanie and goes gobble gobble and how sometimes she doesnt notice and how i laugh, but sometimes she does notice and sometimes she does it back, so dont worry she gets the last gobble in it.

thats pretty much all the big news.

ohhh p.s.

should i dye my hair??

the man deserves it.

2006-10-07T02:12:59Z

so today was movie night. it was a lot of fun. i especially liked the soggy popcorn. natalie elbowed me in the mouth, and navtej was the war maker. we really didnt watch the movie but who really does, not a whole ton. Then we played wig wam on the grass and Chris tackled steph a lot. fun fun fun. we were freezing after so we went in the hot tub, woo it was nice.

started out young in the grundge......ehhh believe me, the look on that childs face

2006-10-02T02:02:07Z

so, this was a good weekend to makeup for a horrible week. We won the tennis game on Friday, which was pretty cool. I spent the night at my aunts house, and watched brother bear 2, good good movie, the first one was cute too. Then on Saturday, I went to Alexandria's soccer game and froze my glutes off, for real. Played tickle moster, barbie uno, and took a nap then came home. Steph came over and we spent like five hours doing nothing but myspacing. it was gross. Then we got some motivation and we went to taco bell, and there were these kids there and they were singing Bossy by Kelis. It was funny. Then we came home, and my door was open so i knew frank and Tom were home, so we were looking for them, and we thought they were gonna scare us, and I saw the open oreos so i knew that they were home, so we got a screw driver and a little clipper thing and we were opening closets and doors and looking under things but we couldnt find them. So I called Frank's cell phone and it was on the side of the hot tub, because low and behold thats where they were the whole time, and it started vibrating and frank kept creepy man laughing and dang, it vibrated its way into the hot tub. not my fault. sucks to be him. Then he started getting all pissy at me and steph because we made up this real sweet song about him, I wont include the lyrics. He acted like he just started his cycle and was being a big woman about it. So they went back in the hot tub and then tyler, james and chelsea came over and we hung out with them for a while. James was being funny and singing under his breath a lot. ha alphabet thing. I like Chelsea, shes pretty cool. Frank got mad again and was being a loner in his room. Tom and I walked steph home after tyler had a Deja Vu about us taking a knife for safety..emmthanksTy. We were safe, the most dangerous thing we saw was a scarecrow, eggplant and a man fixing his car. thats it. Then later that night i heard the guys talking about sharting and what not. it was quite the funny experience.
Sunday, delayed getting ready. Almost went bowling. Baked cookies with steph. That was fun, they were liked airpuffed. and we make funny noises when we talk and eat and get excited it just sounds like " hayumn homyum num nuyam" but better in person. ask me to do it one day. its kinda fun. :)
delayed doing dishes and floors and math.
math took forever.
almost hung out with andrew and will.
but math takes forever.
currently its not done.
went to K-mart.
awesome makeup there. let me tell you. nice hosiery too. i know i spelled that wrong.
almost had a four way.
dang it jessica.
stupid chili and turkey and potatoe salad, how gross does that sound??
going to go to my yayas and bake bread with steph, nat, and jessica.

OHHHHH MAN.
I talked to Greece today too. Probably one of the better parts of my day, mitsos was there who i havent talked to since july. Man i miss them. and they're coming in 2008. cant wait. little nestor. haha. okay yeah, but that was about it, and now i actually have to do my math, and hair, because i sorta didnt finish it.

YOGA too. i forgot about that. and football game thursday. WOOOOooo go Chris!!!

under the clear tent.

2006-09-28T00:50:33Z

so today is probably one of my worse days. i'd rank it as number 7 out of ten. I'm not sure if one is worse or better. yes, yes, yes. It should of just ended at tennis. kaput. stupid things that i dont even do just make me look like a creepo.

i'm under a plastic tarp to cover my computer desk so it doesn't get dusty from all the sanding...which i so happen to be an expert at, and people think its funny to keep prodding my head, on my bad day. but thats okay, because i'm venting.

pulled the tarp too hard and everything fell down. grrrrreat.

so saturday steph and I are gonna have sleepover. It'll be a good end to the week.

done.

unfortunately my paper shredder does not do neck ties.

2006-09-10T19:07:06Z

so. a lot has happened since i last left an entry. Natalie got rashes on her elbows from playing army men, i went to greece, ( best month of my life), sheps hair is amazingly dyed, I played paint ball for the first time, our hot tub is fixed, you know stuff like that. this updating thing is going to become a regular thing for me again.

yesterday i went to the Korn concert with paige, it was a lot of fun. I really didnt like the music but the people were interesting and we played paintball there, and this man turned around when we were watching the deftones and started rubbing his legs and paige just started smiling and nodding. funny.

its all in a new light now

2005-12-06T23:37:33Z

British accents are the bomb.

I hung out with natalie, aaron and adam this weekend, and we baked sooooooo much, it was for a bake sale for a guy named carl.....carl has cancer, so it was to raise money so he could get proper treatment. the baking was fun for like the first hour, then it got old and made us feel gross. I haven't hung out with Adam in quite some time so it was fun. natalies walrus' broke, and i thought it was funny.

I really want to go to a concert, I haven't since summer.

P.S.

for Christmas I want a goat

evantothemax @ 2005-11-21T17:06:00

2005-11-21T22:31:45Z

so, natalie and i and stephanie pretty much had an N'SYNC dance party and peeled soft potatoes. and it was gross but really fun at the same time. and natalie think my neighbor is going to kill her.......because he saw her looking out my window....which is definitely insulting and worth killing a person over. so kristin and i are supposed to go to kickboxing tonight, and i'm pumped...

P.S.

i could care less.