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I am KEM. im writing in evans live journal and im going to tell you about our day.  well, to start off, we wanted to type our band wac. BUT things just didnt go that way. it started to rain, so then ev and I  went for a walk in it!! AND THEN it started to HAIL! we've never seen hail before, it was miniscule balls of ice! then, one hit me right in the noggin. would you believe that?? so then, we were soaked, so we went back home, and made some dinner. I made some dry dry dry rice, evan made some macaroni and cheese and some pork n' beans. BAH HA HA . after dinner we played some hook up, the bestest game in the world. then we did dishes. ( KEM did dishes, ev just didnt. she gave her dogs treats.)  then, we wanted a slurpee so we went to 7-11 and then it started raining again, and evan was wearing a WHITE shirt. yeah i  know.  we made it there safe, then i was admiring this fluff on a donut and showed it to evan, and as i was doing so a man growled in her ear and grabbed her shoulder. AHHHHHHHH shouted evan, (she subconciously thought she knew the person who was growling in her ear and grabbing her shoulder..but she didnt)  then he mumbled some jumble and evans face was like she just got violated. he mumbled to her some more and she was just like :O you creep. and hes like, " mumble mumble......you should take that as a compliment " so then evan was like hehhhh then walked away, so then hes like " DONT GO TAKING THAT THE WRONG WAY, ITS A COMPLIMENT" i just about died. the funniest thing since a long time.  so then we waited for him to leave. he took forever in the check out line, probably hitting on the arabic man at the counter if ya know what i mean. then we came home, and bert scared evan, he does that a lot to her, twice in one day you know. so now we're going to write our paper for band.


love always,

your visitor kem. :)

 this  was a really really really good weekend.

Friday:  
I have the perfect  date to snoball. :)

I went to Ann Arbor, had liquor store pizza, and took cha cha lessons and foxtrot lessons. Netter got the creepy man, I got the creepy stephanie. jusssst kidding, steph isnt a creep, and she didnt smell bad, and she didnt have icy hands, and she ddint say, " may I?" and "thank you for the dance", and if i looked up and she was staring at me, I was not creeped out, and she didnt take really small steps in the Cha Cha, and she didnt laugh like child molester. oh no she did not. 

we payed two dollars for a drink. we were thirsty.

rob had on sweaties and tassley shoes. pfff. he needs to watch queer eye.

jearmy hates us i think. we're feeble minded. but not really.

we have the honesty policy. i think w always did, but it is now cemented.

we watched the simple life, and went to bed.

Saturday: 
woke up and watched music videos with steph. then we watched grounded for life. that show makes me laugh.

BREAKFAST!  woooo hooo. we had hashies, and eggs, and french toast sticks, and donuts, and steph and ash got ice cream with sprinklies and me and net got more hashies :) and we has fantastic chocolate milk. that was amazing food right there.  the hashies, oh the hashies, i wish i could only explain how amazing they were. they were to me, how ron is to harry. I'm sure that is a good metaphor or whatever. they were pure bliss.  no joke. 

then we went and visited many libraries, they were nice. you couldnt hold a conversation on any carpeted area in one. and it was all carpeted. and one reminded me of the ring, when the lady is looking up information in the little boxes on the shelves in her job.  

bubble tea. :)
mango stars. :)
rabbit poo. :(

shoooopping. stupid 70's sunglasses. i hate those overpriced plastic pair of coolness. i really do. urban outfitters. very nice place. i saw more of Sargent Peppers family. read some books. 

Borders....books books. mugglenet. sisterhood. sleepy foot.

POTBELLYS!!  wow, i'm beginning to notice that my most enthuiastic spots are the ones with the food. steph and i got A wreck. and we got thinly sliced pickles. and we went upstairs and there was a man playing guitar. and he also played harmonica. and we hooted and hollered for him, and he appriciated it, because nobody else really was. and then one time, i was joking around, and he was looking the other way so i pretended to wave to him just to fool ash and netter, and then i did the finger thing, like " ohh come here ;), then the tounge thing" heavens. i should have stopped at the wave. because apparently this man across from us saw me do my gesture. how embarassing. well. we left shortly after that, but i did get a lot of weird looks from everyone at his table. that was embarassing. 

then we went to nets house. ash fell asleep, and we laughed at her.

then we watched greys. it was good. very good as always. i'm going to watch it periodically.  bahhh we got more liquor store pizza!! amazing. sickly amazing with its little pools of grease.

my jeans got wet. up to the middle of my calves. it was gross.

went home :(
good ride.
oh johnna. :)
oh frances. :(
"you're just giving me your water because you just want to be friends with me again" i like her. 

Sunday: 
hunted a rat. almost pooped my pants i was so scared. haha. not even lying.
did math.
i put the aladdin knife on the broom handle and i killed that sucker. and natalie watched. then she prayed for the rat. because she is Gabrielle and i'm Xena. and we took pictures. not of the dead rat. we're not sick. 

frank was wearing thermal underwear.


what a weekend. this was a very very good one.

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So, since this past weekend i've been pretty busy.

friday, i watched the little mermaid and perfected my pool skills with david...but really, they're not that great...yet.
saturday, i went to a batchlorette party, and we went to the spa, and out to dinner and we had peleno fries, and they were talking about kama sutra to me. kinda awkward. then i came home and franks leg got stuck in the truck.
 sunday i devoted my day to homework that i procrastinated.
monday  pffff government government government paramount electric shock government band government
tuesday better day, got through mr.boyd, phewwwww, steph and i talked to crankyslav..it was funny. now i am bored as heck and i'm wondering what i can possibly do. 

i think thursday i'm going to the detroit winter blast. it'll be fun. hopefully its snowy.

annnnd friday its hot tub time with stephie, red light, and who knows,  then the dance maybe??? then scary movies? gacy? or if steph's mom has to see the list then its sad movies. :(

ohhhh
 p.s. i like a boy :)

thanksgiving. lonely. sad. empty.

black friday.  fun shopping. oprah's hair dresser and his fancy leather jacket. jessica and natalie. just a fun time. mom is cool. natalie got sick. we (steph & jessica) gave her some mighty bites, jessica put on the ski mask and made people laugh.  Jessica spent the night. We watched brokeback mountain and talked about greece. it made my heart hurt. my grandma had to go to the hospital. she has virtigo. i was scared.

pffffff.noyoga. nonononono.jessica's grandmas for lasagna. her family is adorable. movie. A GREAT YEAR. whoooo hoo. I'm sure i would of enjoyed it in anyother circumstance then just hopping into a random theater, we bought tickets but we didn't know what the movie was. it was good though. the french itsy bitsy petit bikini song was cool. spent the night at jessicas and did face masks and 50's hair. 

woke up. let carli play with my purse. haha shes so cool. my God is great, strong and almighty. and only 2 years old.  gym. black body building woman. soooooo muscular. smelly. beans and meat?? shower. nap. thanksgiving. BERTS HOME!!!  i love family. FRANKS HOME!! he got a deer. he tried rubbing blood on natalie. he suceeded. then she rubbed it on my $5 socks. great. ;) lester makes her laugh. a lot. and its like a chain reaction i start cracking up. shes cool. i like natalie.  steph has a tickle in her throat.

bunchaaa dregs. i hate waiting.

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